Grammys commentary

My random thoughts as I watched the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. For those fortunate enough (ha and a ha) they saw me Tweet my snark live via Twitter. I had been in an especially bad mood all day for no apparent reason and I admit that I did kind of take it out on the Grammys and those who were there.

Beyonce is fierce but I'm not really getting why she needed all those G.I. Joe's up there with her.

Also, Beyonce needs a better wig ~ one that doesn't get all staticy and stick to her face. Not like she can't afford it.

Dear Nicole Kidman, For gawd's sake PLEASE leave your face alone. You're freaking scaring me. Those lips! *shudder*

Was it just me or did it look like P!NK was peeing on the audience?

Ok, why does Snora Jones get to present with a Beatle?! Lucky bish!

WTF Jamie Foxx?

Who is the chick ruining Bon Jovi's performance and whose idea was she?

I have tried to like Dave Matthews Band and I just can't.

Yes, because when I think music / Grammys I think Adam Sandler. NOT!

Honestly, I would just as soon choose to listen to a toddler whine as listen to Dave Matthews Band. Is it just me?

OMG. You mean Ricky Martin is alive? I had no idea.... *sarcasm*

Holy boobies Beyonce! Looks like her people fixed her weave, too. Good! Girl has it, that's for sure.

OMG! Oh look! It's Elivs! What? Oh, never mind.... it's Quentin Tarantino.... and he's trying to not be white....

No offense to John Legend, but why isn't Rob Thomas presenting with Carlos Santana?

Album of the year goes to Taylor Swift. Really? Yeah, Taylor, we were all just as shocked as you were. WTH Grammys?!

Yeah, I had no snark for the Michael Jackson tribute. I enjoyed that except for the whole 3-D thing that made my headache worse (I wasn't wearing 3-D glasses). MJ's kids are adorable and sweet and I'll never have an unkind word for them. <3